Wow, it’s been a while since my last post. I was afraid that was going to happen, I’ve been super busy lately. It’s sad that I have to end the blog, but I have to. :( I had kind of run out of ideas anyway, though. I know I said I’d do something special for my last post, but I hope you didn’t get your hopes up too high. It’s just going to be something a little different. But its still fun! :)
So this blog has been all about penis-shaped candy, right? Well, I realized that there was an important thing I usually bring with my penis shaped candy to parties I go to. It’s...
Penis-shaped snack trays!
What else would you want to serve your penis candy in? :P These are really fun and convenient and I’ve brought them to pretty much every party I’ve been to. Even if you don’t want to have penis candy they’re great for pretzels or chips too! As long as the bride isn’t too embarrassed to have anything penis-shaped at her party :P These are really big (hehe ;) ) and they hold a king size bag of M&Ms worth of candy or snacks. And as a bonus, they even come with candy! They come with one bag of hard candy thats like the hard candy I posted a while ago and one bag of these little chocolates like M&Ms but with penises on them. It’s super convenient, so you might not even have to buy separate candy if you only want the candy it comes with! And the trays are reusable too! :)
I think that’s all I have to talk about so it looks like its time for this post to end. It’s been really fun blogging about penis-shaped candy and I hope you all got some good ideas from my posts! It’s been really fun talking to you all! Bye bye! :)
Hi guys! Sorry it’s been so long! So to make it up to you I’ll talk about two new types of candy today :) Both of these are really similar to some regular candy you probably know about. But the difference is that they’re shaped like penises, duh :P So here’s the first one!
! These are pretty much exactly what they sound like. They’re breath mints shaped like dicks! These are kind of just like altoids. Not only are they pretty tasty (and penis shaped :P) but they’ll also freshen your breath! Which can come in handy especially if your bachelorette party is going out to the bar! Make sure you take a pack of these with you in case any of the girls need to freshen up real quick for any reason ;)
Now here’s another candy that’s kind of similar:
! These are a lot like the mints but I think theyre more like sweet tarts or something and that’s why they have tarts in the name probably. These ones come in all kinds of different flavors, so they’re tasty little dicks! :) They select your flavor at random but I think if you order more than one you’ll probably get all different flavors, so if you want a bunch of different colored little penises to munch on you should do that :P So these are really tasty and fun! :)
In sadder news, I think this blog might be almost done. I’ve run out of ideas for candies to write about, and my niece’s assignment already ended a few weeks ago. But I’ll do something special for my last post, so be on the lookout for next time! :)
You guys are probably sick of lollipops by now! Well, not sick of lollipops, because who could ever be sick of lollipops? but sick of me talking about them! :P So today I’m going to post a different type of candy! :) This is one I’ve never tried but my friend Emily had one at a bachelorette party once and she said it was good. Plus it looks really yummy! Here it is...
A marshmellow penis!
It’s covered in sugar so it’s just like those marshmellow peeps you used to get at easter! Well, not just like them. It’s not so innocent as a cute little chick :P They’re super realistic looking and they look really tasty too! :) I want to try one of these some time. I might just order one just to eat by myself! :P So if your bride likes peeps or marshmellows you should get a few of these. But I should warn you, don’t try to put them in smores! that probably won’t work very well, your penis might fall in the fire, and that’s never good hehe! :)
Guess what I’m going to talk about today? Well, you don’t really have to guess if you already looked at the title. :P It’s mooooooore penis lollipops! This time they’re even sillier than before – oh yeah, it’s possible :P If you thought regular penis lollipops were silly enough, wait til you see these? Well, you’ve probably already seen them, if you scrolled down. But anyways!
First, there’s the crazy pecker pal
! It’s all the raunchiness of a penis-shaped lollipop with the added silliness of arms and a little clown face! :) Isn’t he cute? I guess that’s not really something you want to say about a real penis though, hehe! :)
Then here’s another weird one. Remember the all-day penis sucker from last time? Well imagine if you took that and…
Tada! Turned it a bunch of different colors! It’s the rainbow penis lollipop
! This one may not be as cute as the pecker pal, but it sure is just as silly! :) And more colors means more flavors, which is always good!
I’ve never tried either of these, but they look tasty! And if you’re looking for a really silly snack, I’ve never seen anything better! :)
Like I said last time, there’s a loooot of penis-shaped lollipops out there. So many that I can’t cover them all with one post. So here’s a few of my favorites :) First, here’s what I have to call the dirty version of a ring pop… a penis lollipop on a ring
It’s got the convenience of a ring pop, and it comes in great flavors! :) What could be better? Maybe this all-day penis lollipop
It’s not on a ring, but it is bigger than that last one! And we all know that size matters… at least when it comes to lollipops! :P This one’s pretty big, but I don’t know if it deserves to call itself an all-day sucker. I could see it lasting maybe an hour or two. Which is longer than most penises, hehe!
But if you want a real all-day sucker, here’s what has got to be the king of all the penis lollipops. What a weird honor :P Weighing in at almost one full pound and six inches long, presentingggg….
This sucker is huge! Not to mention, it’s got a veiny, realistic design! Nothing can compare to this guy. This will keep you sucking all day long :P :) Maybe you should give this to the bride-to-be as a present at the end of the party, because there’s no way anyone could finish this in one night! :)
Every girl I’ve ever met loves getting a nice bouquet of flowers, myself included. On the wedding day, the bride usually throws a bouquet for other girls to catch, and whoever catches it will be the next one to get married :) But for the bachelorette party, there’s a different kind of bouquet you can buy. It’s not flowers, and catching it probably won’t make you get married :P But it is another yummy treat you can buy for your bachelorette party: the penis lollipop bouquet!
There’s so much you can do with these! You can make them a center piece, add them to gift bags, or anything else you could do with flowers :) Plus, you can’t eat flowers, but you can eat these! :P They taste great, they’re funny, and they’re a neat and fancy addition to any bachelorette party. I love these! :) I think I’ll post about some other kinds of penis lollipops next time, there are so many out there!
Chocolate’s great, but it melts in your hand, so you have to eat it quick. Candy jewelry, you wear. Both taste great, but they’re not really candy you can just snack on. Want something yummy to munch on that you can grab a handful of and walk around with? Ok, here you go! :) Here’s two types of fruity penis candy I like.
The first one is hard candy
. They taste just like sprees, but they’re penis shaped :) The second ones are gummies
! I’m a big fan of the ones that are like sprees. I remember going to a bachelorette party once, when I was younger, and well let’s just say we all got the munchies :) I don’t know what we did after that… I guess I don’t really remember much about that night after all, haha! I do remember these little candies were great for the munchies, though! I almost ate an entire bag by myself though. :P good thing there were lots there! :) If you want something sweet to snack on for your bachelorette, definitely get these!
Remember those candy necklaces and bracelets you used to wear when you were younger, before you got any real jewelry? Weren’t those fun? Well guess what’s back in styleee? That’s right! It’s penis candy jewelry! :)
There’s the necklace
And now here’s a new one that you definitely didn’t wear when you were a kid… the candy garter
There’s no penises on it, but I think it’s already sexy enough without them :P This one’s my favorite. I gave these to a bride once to put on, and then we went out to the club. There was a guy at the club who came up and asked to eat them! It was a little creepy, but we all laughed about it afterward. These things will definitely get everybody laughing at some time during the night, as long as the bride doesn’t eat them first :)
Everybody knows that girls love chocolate. Well, I know I do. I don’t know about you, but if you’re like me, you can’t get enough of it. So that’s going to be my first post: chocolate dicks. There are these little bite-size chocolate penises, that come (hehe) in both white and milk chocolate, that I’ve brought to parties for years now. They’re perfet to sneak into the snack bowl, as long as they don’t melt :P . You can buy them online here
(the white ones) and here
(the black ones). And here’s what they look like.
But if you don’t have to be sneaky, don’t get something so small. This
has got to be my favorite chocolate penis ever. I gave it to the bride as a gift once, and she was pretty damn drunk, so she started sucking it right there in the middle of the party. It was hilarious :) . Even the box of this thing is funny. Look at this:
So yeah, that’s my favorite chocolate penis. Ok, bye :)
I’ve always liked candy. Halloween was always my favorite holiday as a kid. Hell, I went trick-or-treating until I was a sophomore in college. Now that I’m older, I’ve found a new way to have fun with candy – penis shaped candy at bachelorette parties. I go to lots of bachelorette parties, and I always bring some candy with me, just in case the planner’s a buzzkill and didn’t buy any. I’ve been looking for a new hobby, so one day I asked my ten year old niece what I should do. She told me to blog about candy. Yeah, I didn’t expect that answer either. I guess one of her summer projects for school was to start a blog, and she chose to blog about Halloween candy. So I thought hey, if she’s going to blog about candy for kids, why can’t I blog about candy for grown-ups? I bet it’s never been done before. It probably sounds a little silly, but I’m a silly girl :P So this is my blog, I hope you like it!