Remember those candy necklaces and bracelets you used to wear when you were younger, before you got any real jewelry? Weren’t those fun? Well guess what’s back in styleee? That’s right! It’s penis candy jewelry! :)

There’s the necklace
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And now here’s a new one that you definitely didn’t wear when you were a kid… the candy garter >: )
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There’s no penises on it, but I think it’s already sexy enough without them :P This one’s my favorite. I gave these to a bride once to put on, and then we went out to the club. There was a guy at the club who came up and asked to eat them! It was a little creepy, but we all laughed about it afterward. These things will definitely get everybody laughing at some time during the night, as long as the bride doesn’t eat them first :)
 
Everybody knows that girls love chocolate. Well, I know I do. I don’t know about you, but if you’re like me, you can’t get enough of it. So that’s going to be my first post: chocolate dicks. There are these little bite-size chocolate penises, that come (hehe) in both white and milk chocolate, that I’ve brought to parties for years now. They’re perfet to sneak into the snack bowl, as long as they don’t melt :P . You can buy them online here (the white ones) and here (the black ones). And here’s what they look like.

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But if you don’t have to be sneaky, don’t get something so small. This has got to be my favorite chocolate penis ever. I gave it to the bride as a gift once, and she was pretty damn drunk, so she started sucking it right there in the middle of the party. It was hilarious :) . Even the box of this thing is funny. Look at this:
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So yeah, that’s my favorite chocolate penis. Ok, bye :)
 
I’ve always liked candy. Halloween was always my favorite holiday as a kid. Hell, I went trick-or-treating until I was a sophomore in college. Now that I’m older, I’ve found a new way to have fun with candy – penis shaped candy at bachelorette parties. I go to lots of bachelorette parties, and I always bring some candy with me, just in case the planner’s a buzzkill and didn’t buy any. I’ve been looking for a new hobby, so one day I asked my ten year old niece what I should do. She told me to blog about candy. Yeah, I didn’t expect that answer either. I guess one of her summer projects for school was to start a blog, and she chose to blog about Halloween candy. So I thought hey, if she’s going to blog about candy for kids, why can’t I blog about candy for grown-ups? I bet it’s never been done before. It probably sounds a little silly, but I’m a silly girl :P So this is my blog, I hope you like it!