Mints and tarts!

Hi guys! Sorry it’s been so long! So to make it up to you I’ll talk about two new types of candy today :) Both of these are really similar to some regular candy you probably know about. But the difference is that they’re shaped like penises, duh :P So here’s the first one!

Peppermint Peckers! These are pretty much exactly what they sound like. They’re breath mints shaped like dicks! These are kind of just like altoids. Not only are they pretty tasty (and penis shaped :P) but they’ll also freshen your breath! Which can come in handy especially if your bachelorette party is going out to the bar! Make sure you take a pack of these with you in case any of the girls need to freshen up real quick for any reason ;)
Now here’s another candy that’s kind of similar:

Dick Tarts! These are a lot like the mints but I think theyre more like sweet tarts or something and that’s why they have tarts in the name probably. These ones come in all kinds of different flavors, so they’re tasty little dicks! :) They select your flavor at random but I think if you order more than one you’ll probably get all different flavors, so if you want a bunch of different colored little penises to munch on you should do that :P So these are really tasty and fun! :)
In sadder news, I think this blog might be almost done. I’ve run out of ideas for candies to write about, and my niece’s assignment already ended a few weeks ago. But I’ll do something special for my last post, so be on the lookout for next time! :)