Everybody knows that girls love chocolate. Well, I know I do. I don’t know about you, but if you’re like me, you can’t get enough of it. So that’s going to be my first post: chocolate dicks. There are these little bite-size chocolate penises, that come (hehe) in both white and milk chocolate, that I’ve brought to parties for years now. They’re perfet to sneak into the snack bowl, as long as they don’t melt :P . You can buy them online here (the white ones) and here (the black ones). And here’s what they look like.
But if you don’t have to be sneaky, don’t get something so small. This has got to be my favorite chocolate penis ever. I gave it to the bride as a gift once, and she was pretty damn drunk, so she started sucking it right there in the middle of the party. It was hilarious :) . Even the box of this thing is funny. Look at this:
So yeah, that’s my favorite chocolate penis. Ok, bye :)
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