Guess what I’m going to talk about today? Well, you don’t really have to guess if you already looked at the title. :P It’s mooooooore penis lollipops! This time they’re even sillier than before – oh yeah, it’s possible :P If you thought regular penis lollipops were silly enough, wait til you see these? Well, you’ve probably already seen them, if you scrolled down. But anyways!
First, there’s the
crazy pecker pal! It’s all the raunchiness of a penis-shaped lollipop with the added silliness of arms and a little clown face! :) Isn’t he cute? I guess that’s not really something you want to say about a real penis though, hehe! :)
Then here’s another weird one. Remember the all-day penis sucker from last time? Well imagine if you took that and…
Tada! Turned it a bunch of different colors! It’s the
rainbow penis lollipop! This one may not be as cute as the pecker pal, but it sure is just as silly! :) And more colors means more flavors, which is always good!
I’ve never tried either of these, but they look tasty! And if you’re looking for a really silly snack, I’ve never seen anything better! :)
Like I said last time, there’s a loooot of penis-shaped lollipops out there. So many that I can’t cover them all with one post. So here’s a few of my favorites :) First, here’s what I have to call the dirty version of a ring pop… a
penis lollipop on a ring :P
It’s got the convenience of a ring pop, and it comes in great flavors! :) What could be better? Maybe this
all-day penis lollipop?
It’s not on a ring, but it is bigger than that last one! And we all know that size matters… at least when it comes to lollipops! :P This one’s pretty big, but I don’t know if it deserves to call itself an all-day sucker. I could see it lasting maybe an hour or two. Which is longer than most penises, hehe!
But if you want a real all-day sucker, here’s what has got to be the king of all the penis lollipops. What a weird honor :P Weighing in at almost one full pound and six inches long, presentingggg….
The
Lollicock! This sucker is huge! Not to mention, it’s got a veiny, realistic design! Nothing can compare to this guy. This will keep you sucking all day long :P :) Maybe you should give this to the bride-to-be as a present at the end of the party, because there’s no way anyone could finish this in one night! :)
Every girl I’ve ever met loves getting a nice bouquet of flowers, myself included. On the wedding day, the bride usually throws a bouquet for other girls to catch, and whoever catches it will be the next one to get married :) But for the bachelorette party, there’s a different kind of bouquet you can buy. It’s not flowers, and catching it probably won’t make you get married :P But it is another yummy treat you can buy for your bachelorette party: the
penis lollipop bouquet! There’s so much you can do with these! You can make them a center piece, add them to gift bags, or anything else you could do with flowers :) Plus, you can’t eat flowers, but you can eat these! :P They taste great, they’re funny, and they’re a neat and fancy addition to any bachelorette party. I love these! :) I think I’ll post about some other kinds of penis lollipops next time, there are so many out there!
Chocolate’s great, but it melts in your hand, so you have to eat it quick. Candy jewelry, you wear. Both taste great, but they’re not really candy you can just snack on. Want something yummy to munch on that you can grab a handful of and walk around with? Ok, here you go! :) Here’s two types of fruity penis candy I like.
The first one is
hard candy. They taste just like sprees, but they’re penis shaped :) The second ones are
gummies! I’m a big fan of the ones that are like sprees. I remember going to a bachelorette party once, when I was younger, and well let’s just say we all got the munchies :) I don’t know what we did after that… I guess I don’t really remember much about that night after all, haha! I do remember these little candies were great for the munchies, though! I almost ate an entire bag by myself though. :P good thing there were lots there! :) If you want something sweet to snack on for your bachelorette, definitely get these!
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